Socrates, Aristophanes, Chaucer, Rabelais, Shakespeare, Ben Jonson, Voltaire, Jonathan Swift . . . and Trey Parker and Matt Stone?

That concludes the audio portion of my tour. I'm packed, and after toodling around Shanghai a little, I peddle off to Beijing for some culture, and then home.

Looks about right.

But true.

Funniest book report ever?

<I>TrumpBloopers</I> is a compendium of trumpet disasters. The threat of moments like this is what made my friend Larry's performance togs such a sweat stained mess that his wife wouldn't even touch them to throw them out.

<I>This</I> is the &#181;3i with its top off. MC, MM, and lots of flexibility.

Wow, what are those?

First you build, then you measure.

Modules awaiting attachment to the chassis. "It looks like kits."