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You say: God says to me, "Jano" (if God calls Herb Herbo, then I am Jano and JVS is Serino. That's why wine is vino, right?
I say: I deal directly with the Goddess, who calls me Serena. Once, when I attended a Halloween gathering in bellydance drag, I transformed into Serena Serenovitch. The Great Serino has yet to be unveiled. (Hmm... Halloween is approaching.)
Besides, for consistency, I'd have to be Jasono. But maybe you've gotten to the core of why some people address me as "Oh Jason!"
For more on this subject, please consult my psychiatrist.