Music Talking Stylus

What's this? Somebody found a way to market needle talk (aka stylus chatter)? Michael Fremer should be here to check this out!

Alas, Dexim's Music Talking Stylus—shown here by Lucia Lu—does not play LPs. It's a pencil-like Bluetooth-enabled cell phone whose tip can be used as a stylus in smartphone and tablet drawing apps. It's said to be capable of "hi-fi stereo music performance," but I wouldn't take that too literally.