Isbjornar Keeps Watch, Falls in Love

Here, the lovely Rosemarie tempts Hegel’s mascot.

The polar bear, Isbjornar, keeps watch over Hegel’s prized “Soundengine,” the company’s reason for existence, a technology meant to optimize power consumption, reduce distortion, and increase damping factor.

But Isbjornar seems smitten. I think Rosemarie has won his heart.