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I live in an area where severe storms are common, along with intense lightning. So, components getting zapped by electrical surges would be the scariest thing.
Your amp blows up, with flames licking the underside of your wood equipment rack—or you see the flood waters approaching your LP collection. What is the scariest audio thing that's ever happened to you?
While I was enjoying a new CD, I heard a massive thump from my subwoofer, sounding something like the dust cap was now pointing out instead of in. I thought that I had just blown my subwoofer. I flew out of my chair and I turned down the volume and proceeded to investigate what happened. It turned out to be the music. I rewound the track a bit and re-played what I had heard at a much lower volume. All was well.
The scariest by far was when I first a CD player and was told this was going to replace my turntable. Second, was when I was told that everything was gong to be in surround; five channels minimum. Now they are trying to tell me all music will be from downloads. Eeeee! Make them stop, Mommie!
Was listening to my system in my basement listening room, eyes closed, and almost asleep. I was so relaxed when I slowly realized that my speakers, cables, amps and everything that was on the floor was becoming submerged in water.At first I thought I was imagining things or that my eyes were just really out of focus, but, no, my 75,000 grand system was partially underwater as my basement flooded, and I was going to die from electrocution. But I managed to shut it all down and save myself and system, except for the speaker cables which got really wet. ever in a basement again.
A friend of my husband: she is not interested in technical things. She visited us, and during small talk, by the way, she pushed her finger into the dome tweeter of my T+A speaker. She really did not know, what she was doing. My husband now, 20 years later, still admires me, because I kept cool.
In graduate school I was having a party at my apartment. While dancing crazily, sometime jumped high in the air, landed causing my stylus to jump out of the groove, then slam back down, taking out my cartridge and both tweeters in my speakers. Due to not having any money, it took me six months to replace the tweeters.
Nothing scares me so far - as the song lyric goes "I live a charmed, charmed life" (so far anyway - but I'm so paranoid about something "effing up" that I spend a lot of extra time making sure it doesn't. And, now that I've jinxed it completely, back to work on something!
My subdued scream of terror as a small child rushed towards the (to a small child's eyes) shiny shiny yellow yellow of a pair of un-grilled B&Ws. Thankfully, mommy was able to verbally stop the child before my speakers got "played" with little fingers and palms. Woo! Thought Halloween was gone!
The ground cable on the of the house came loose from the power line and it blew up all kinds of gear! (Yeah, it's that windy in SW Oklahoma.) Monster Cable replaced the two surge protectors that were damaged and paid to fix my laser disc player too. It was playing a CD at the time and it fried the power supply when it all happened. That was a crazy week!
Talking on the phone to a manufacturer's rep who lacks the engineering expertise to realize that voltage fluctuations can and do affect his turntables' speed accuracy. I was all to blame! The alleged journalists in this industry regularly kiss up to this person. Dirty power is a terrible thing, but also spending the $2,000 price tag of so-called audiophile level power regulators is equally crazy. The city finally fixed the transformers and in the interim I found audiophile division of Tripp-Lite USA (well known in the commercial world for UPS and power regulators. Worked like a champ for $350-$400.
The first time I ever hooked up my car stereo to an amp I hooked it up backwards so that the power went into the CD player instead of the speakers. When I turned the car on I heard a terrible crackle sound coming through the speakers followed by smoke coming from the dash. Needless to say the CD player was toast, but thankfully nothing else happened. You only do something that stupid once.
New A/V receiver (with auto calibration), new "reference" tower speakers. While running auto calibration, the initial test that the system performs is a loud noise that gets pretty loud but stops at a certain point when the receiver detects what it needs to. The mic or receiver was faulty and the sound just kept getting louder (didn’t stop as usual) and caused the new left speaker’s tweeter to ring (ping!) loudly just before the receiver showed a fault message. Thankfully the speaker never seemed or sounded damaged and there was no physical damage to the tweeter. There may have been temporary damage to my heart from both the extremely loud noise and the thought that my expensive new speakers had just become enormous paper weights.
Scary? I don't know if it's scary but I had my car stereo stolen once...back in 1985. Fortunately it was insured. So not so scary but that's it. Oh, I also received a non-working Theta Data transport off Audiogon once and had to work to get my money back. All ended well, though.
A few years back, I came home during a massive rain storm to my store-top apartment (lived above a shoe store... old building) and found that a leak had formed directly above my A/V stand and had soaked my Sony received (on top) and Crown subwoofer amp (underneath the Sony). I thought all hope was lost (at least for the Sony, pro amps are pretty durable) but after I moved both and let them dry, they both started up without a glitch. Color me stupid, but the Sony actually got drenched a couple more times before the leak was actually fixed. Still works like a champ.
After placing a contact enhancer - name withheld - on my preamp RCAs and speaker cables and power cords - and then hitting "play" on my CD player...my right channel Piega speaker flamed out. It was pitch black in the room and the effect was amazing, but sickening at the same time...don't try this at home!!!