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"Hi! Don't you sometimes wish you could just walk up to someone on the street and be like, "Hi! Let's hug. C'mon, c'mon, c'mon, c'mon and touch me, babe." (?)"You know, I've had my face slapped more times from using that line than I care to remember. Damn it, my face hurts... I need a hug.