Almost like a real audio reviewer, tomorrow I'll be<br>

Even evil galactic overlords have their problems.

<B><I>Gulag Orkestar</I></B><BR>
Ba Da Bing Records

That's right, "Using infrared video cameras and an array of microphones in their <I>bat lab</I>, the University of Maryland research team discovered that the big brown bat solves a rather complex geometrical problem to minimize the time it takes to intercept flying insects. ..." (Italics mine.)

If two guys with limited resources and a lot of imagination can put together a lightsaber battle this good, why can't George Lucas make a decent movie with more money than God?

Professor Solomon says there are 12 rules&mdash;and his guide is on the Internet, so you can't lose it.

Donald F. Murray passes on an important lesson he's learned from life.

Many of the commuters around me have the white plastic implants shoved into their innocent ears. All sorts of sounds come slithering out as we hold onto stainless steel. The F train sings a different song.