The most deadly accurate and hilarious account of life in local tv news ever.

I don't know who this person is, but she is telling powerful truth.

I've gotta believe someone in management land will figure out who is behind it, and kill that person.

localnewsqueen.com

One example, from a piece about viewer comments:

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My favorite e-mail from a viewer once read:

The original 'thread' was concerning the Totem Acoustic Forest speaker (under the section April 2010 issue) but that debate was then diverted to mentioning Enid Lumley.
To quote from Buddha :-

>>> "I've tried to find "Enid's Corner" articles online, but have never found them." <<<

Buddha, I have Enid Lumley's last article in "The Absolute Sound" (Vol 12 January/February 1987) entitled "A Guide to Audio Gremlins: Their Detection and Elimination"

Words cannot begin to describe the greatness.

EPIC

http://www.darwinsgod.com/demos/lettie/find_your_groove_1.mp3

You suckers are going to want to borrow my collection of Orion Audio Blue Books but *slap* hands off!

OK, I admit I do not have a record cleaning machine so I use sprays and brushed and lint free cloths normally, BUT...

I use a super tweak to clean computer keyboards and remotes for anything. 'Cyber Clean' is sort of a blob of rubbery stuff that feels wet but isn't. It is applied on the thing to be cleaned and a little pressure is applied. The thing spreads into crevices and lifts off dirt and grime and leaves no residue...

I posted before about receiving about 150 grungy albums and cleaning them with soap & water before I'd even let them touch my 'table. So, to keep them in some order, I stacked about 15 or 20 on each speaker on their sides, not on edge as they should be (my Snell B Minors are on casters) and lo and behold, the overall sound has improved. Seems tighter and more detailed. Maybe less cabinet movement and more floor coupling??

http://www.aes.org/sections/pnw/may_notice.htm

Probably not your thing, but it's open to the public.

The Pope and Nancy Pelosi are on the same stage in Yankee Stadium in front of a huge crowd.

The Pope leans towards Mrs. Pelosi and said, "Do you know that with one little wave of my hand I can make every person in this crowd go wild with joy? This joy will not be a momentary display, but will go deep into their hearts and they'll forever speak of this day and rejoice!"

Pelosi replied, "I seriously doubt that. With one little wave of your hand? Show me!"

So the Pope backhanded the bitch.