Ariel Bitran

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Madonna
Ariel Bitran  |  Jul 13, 2007  | 

Madonna wakes me up at 9:30 A.M. Her little paws tap my cheeks. My eyes slowly open. The queen of pop's little furry face smiles down at me, whiskers tickling my cheek.

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General Sisyphus's Chicken
Ariel Bitran  |  Jul 09, 2007  | 

So I've been banned from avidlistener.com.

I exceeded the 644-click limit.

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What's the Frequency, Kenneth?
Ariel Bitran  |  Jun 22, 2007  | 

But after careful deliberation, I realized that my dream was actually telling me to get some new speakers.

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