Ariel Bitran

Madonna wakes me up at 9:30 A.M. Her little paws tap my cheeks. My eyes slowly open. The queen of pop's little furry face smiles down at me, whiskers tickling my cheek.

So I've been banned from avidlistener.com.

I exceeded the 644-click limit.

But after careful deliberation, I realized that my dream was actually telling me to get some new speakers.