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Habitat For Humanity

When I was going to carpentry school learning that I wasn't a good carpenter, my teacher put us to work at HFH, saying that nothing taught you faster than doing a job for somebody who <I>needed</I> you to do it right. He was correct&mdash;and it felt good, too.

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It's A Little Deuce Coupe

Well I'm not braggin' babe so don't put me down<BR>But I've got the most eco-friendly set of wheels in town<BR>When something comes up to me, he don't even try<BR>Cause if I had a set of wings man, I know she could fly<BR>She's my little deuce coupe<BR>You don't know what I got.

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A Full Belly and an Empty Sink, Or: Patience and Wait 'n' See, Or: Fate Ain't Got Nothing to do with My Jonathan Adler Placemats

It's funny because:<br>
Just as Wes suggested &#151; though I so earnestly try to never hold expectations of any sort, and I talk a lot of smack about never expecting anything from this life, I'm really full of it: I have great expectations, and often scold myself for expecting too much &#151; I figured I must have simply been <i>expecting the magic to come</i>. Or "looking for it," as my mom might say. And you can't go looking for it, she tells me. Because, if you do, you'll never find it.<br> Whatever, ma.

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Danger, Will Robinson!

There's a new worm in town: WORM_SOBER.AG. This baby is toxic and can self propagate. You have to execute it to install it on your system, though. So far, it has been spread through emails puporting to come from the CIA or FBI, claiming that you've been detected "visiting over 30 illegal Websites." You're then asked to download and answer a questionaire. The other version hides as videos of Paris Hilton and Nicole Richie.

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