Stephen Mejias

There are currently no "Y" words in the Audio">http://www.stereophile.com/reference/50/index1.html">Audio Glossary, so my contribution should induce no unnecessary pushing or shoving.

Sonic Youth gets jolly, too, on everyone's favorite radio station, WFMUhttp://wfmu.org/">WFMU;.

"You know what I want for Christmas, mom."


"What?"


"I'm not asking you if you know; I'm telling you that you do know."


"What?"


"What do you mean, 'What'?" You know, right?"


"How would I know?"


"Mom, you always know."


"Not this year, Stephen. This year I don't know. Tell me."


"I don't want to tell you. I want you to just know."


"Stephen, I'm telling you: I. Don't. Know."


"Yes, you do."


"Stephen!"


"Mom!"


"Just tell me, boy."


"Nope."


"That's it."


"What?"


"You're getting socks."

I don't know nothing about nothing — I don't even own an iPodhttp://www.stereophile.com/budgetcomponents/934/index.html">iPod; — but when I opened the attachment and scanned the press release, I was absolutely and immediately impressed.

Dear readers,

1. Sonic">http://www.sonicyouth.com/">Sonic Youth — my favorite band — is working on a new album.

I know I haven't taken many days off.