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Just as you thought, we'd like to come up with a snazzy catch-phrase to go along with the new Stereophile t-shirt design. Some ideas:
Man. Machine. Music.
The Art of Listening
Power Up the Hi-Fi
Passionate Listening
A Tradition of High-Fidelity
For the High-Fidelity Stereo Perfectionist
Highly Recommended
Go Hi-Fi
Feel the Music
Class A Sound
Jump Factor
Truth and Beauty
Passion, Truth, and Beauty
Oh, and JA offers:
"Women will sleep with you and their toes will curl if you wear this t-shirt."
I'm…
Seriously. high-quality product photography on the front and specs on the back? I'd buy those.
"Blu-ray may easily accommodate uncompressed audio with its larger disc capacity, compensating for its lack of special features. Meanwhile, HD DVD may exploit special features at the expense of audio (where most people won't even notice)."
Sigh.
Good thing I scoured the tubes of the Internets first. Looks like there's lots of LHR available now. Another fine example of how this blog costs me more money than it makes.
Of course I'm forgetting that, at one time or another, we thought it was a good idea to make cover material of gorillas, dogs, babies, C-3PO, an Oscar trophy in the likeness of J. Gordon Holt, and even the table of contents (several times).
I wonder how gorillas influence newsstand sales. Has anyone done the research? And what about gorillas wearing headphones?
Someone: Get me the data on that, please. Thank you.
Actually, the two artists are a study in contrasts. Denver has been re-anthologized to death. It's to the point where someone needs to beg…
"I noticed a box of old magazines exploded during the move, Stephen. They're valuable. They make up the last complete set we've got."
"I'll take care of it."
I figured that rummaging through all of the old issues might lead to a cool slogan for the t-shirts we're working on. If not that, it would at least be fun. I enjoy history and Stereophile'…