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3.
Madison Avenue at 39th Street can be an ocean of hardhearted buses. Normally, these buses all look and sound the same: Black and white orca whales, screeching and honking, and spewing stinking fumes into my already stinking air. I hate them. No offense to any real orcas out there.
Anyway, this morning, a special bus-monster stank up my air. This one was dressed entirely in black and covered in a JBL speaker; a whole whale of an ad shouting and stinking up my morning commute, claiming something like, "Take them anywhere," or "Listen to them spin," or…