On the corner of 38th and Madison, just outside the Stereophile offices, there's a street advertisement which reads:
Start Talking Before They Start Drinking!It cracks me up every time. The ad depicts a kid, you see—he must be about five years old—looking very sad, looking like he's had one hell of a rough day, looking, in fact, like he needs a drink. If you don't talk to that kid quick, he'll be at the gin like it's Kool-Aid. But I shouldn't laugh. It's very serious.
And it raises a good point: It's best to start talking to the kids…