It's funny because:<br>
Just as Wes suggested &#151; though I so earnestly try to never hold expectations of any sort, and I talk a lot of smack about never expecting anything from this life, I'm really full of it: I have great expectations, and often scold myself for expecting too much &#151; I figured I must have simply been <i>expecting the magic to come</i>. Or "looking for it," as my mom might say. And you can't go looking for it, she tells me. Because, if you do, you'll never find it.<br> Whatever, ma.

There's a new worm in town: WORM_SOBER.AG. This baby is toxic and can self propagate. You have to execute it to install it on your system, though. So far, it has been spread through emails puporting to come from the CIA or FBI, claiming that you've been detected "visiting over 30 illegal Websites." You're then asked to download and answer a questionaire. The other version hides as videos of Paris Hilton and Nicole Richie.

Surely you never thought I could resist a headline like that?

Geek job insurance.

Don't mess with Texas!

Cute, though.

A comprehensive list of tautologies and oxymorons.

A <I>Superman</I> movie that looks <I>good</I>. Although it does look as though it should be opening for Easter, doesn't it?

"Once I saw that a pipe organ was something you could make in a wood shop, I was hooked. . . ."