Wes Phillips

Turn your computer monitor into a really high-tech snow globe.

Why baffle people with efficient 1-byte American emoticons when you can confuse 'em with more obscure 2-byte versions from Japan?

Panexa: Ask your doctor for a reason to take it.

And be thankful you have the good stuff.

I can see by your smile, my friend / You're from the other side . . .

Of course, we have no word on pricing yet.

My contribution to office productivity today—a game you can neither win nor quit.