Wes Phillips

Sheesh, I thought my neighborhood was bad.

. . . to break a copier. Remember folks: Do not drink and photocopy body parts at the office party. You might have to submit to small arms inspection.

An easy-enough-for-Americans version.

A silly site that links words from songs to your text. Regular messages are completely incomprehensible, but I've found that gibberish and free verse work pretty well—essentially the same schtick that worked for me in high school creative writing class.

Mildly risque, may not be safe for work (NSFW).

Ever wonder what the heck that meant? Wonder no more.

The Justified Ancients of Mumu tell you how to be on top of the charts.