I'm fascinated by the "I" (Chris Isaak) and the "love" (Robert Plant), so I've been writing a lot of doggerel with "I" and "love." Exactly like high school.

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A silly site that links words from songs to your text. Regular messages are completely incomprehensible, but I've found that gibberish and free verse work pretty well—essentially the same schtick that worked for me in high school creative writing class.
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