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Time to Move On

And Art Dudley tells me, too. He tells me:

Just when
you think

things
with women

can't get
worse,

they do
get worse

but then
they get

better.

This piece of wisdom, like that Silver Jews song, is complicated. Complicated, but good. It ends with hope and hope is good. And I have many good reasons to believe in hope, and many good reasons to believe in Art. Besides, Art rocks the bow-tie. The bow-tie is a complicated thing. Complicated, but good. With age comes more than wisdom.…

Blogish to English Translation Required

Be the hippest kid on your musical block.

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The Top 20 Geek Novels

I've read 'em all—does that make me the King of the Geeks? (And shouldn't Cryptonomicon be in first place?)

If You Wanna Be Happy for the Rest of Your Life

Nine "Life Hacks" that will make you happy.

Travel in Your Desk Chair!

Thrilling proof that some people waste even more time than I do! Sightsee via Google Maps.

Watching All Six <I>Star Wars</I> Movies at the Same Time

Obviously, I am not the Geek King after all.

Set PHASRs on Stun

Okay, now we have rayguns. I demand my jetpack.

Not the Bee Gees, At All

"Are you listening to the Bee Gees over there, Stephen?"
Silly as it may seem, I take Elizabeth's question quite seriously: "No," I say, "But it does sound a bit like it, huh?"
"Um, yeah."

She agrees that the music sounds like the Bee Gees, but I can't tell if she's happy about it. Not by the inflection she uses, not by the thoughtful look in her eyes, not by the bend in her half-smile; I can't tell. My natural insecurity, however, is pestering me — urging me? tempting me? persuading me? recommending that I should...? — my natural insecurity is blanking me to lower…

Sell My Shares in Porkshake!

This stock is going to be huge.