Customs agent: "What's in the box, sir?"
Brian: "A CD player."
Customs agent: "Value?"
Brian: "$20,000."
Customs agent: "Who are you trying to kid? I know what CD players are worth—I've got one. Go stand over there until we sort this out."
It took a whole day, Linn's customs broker, and a flurry of phone calls, but eventually Brian did bring the CD12 into this country and deliver it to me in Santa Fe. But the…