In an upcoming review, new contributor Erick Lichte talks about the inherent coolness of tubes and the “transitive property of coolness,” by which owning tubes makes you cool, and it got me thinking:
What the hell am I waiting for? I’m always waiting around for something that never comes. Why don’t I just go out and grab it?
All of my cool friends have tubes in their systems. And don’t I want to be cool like them? Why, yes! Yes, I do want to be cool like them.
I have had some experience with tubes. I…