I walk into JA's office.
AB: "Are you busy?"
JA: "No, what's up?"
I'm holding some Dell computer speakers.
AB: "Primedia's giving away free speakers in the lobby."
JA: "Free speakers?!"
JA jumps up and rushes to the lobby.
***
Unfortunately, he comes back empty-handed: "They didn't have any left."
I feel bad that I didn't grab him a pair when I got my own. As I leave the office, I notice one of the building staff fishing through the "garbage." Apparently, someone around here just throws away perfectly good computer…