This morning, I found a text message from Omar:
"Dude," it began, "I have 14 words for you...."
Only fourteen?
"Hurry up and get your turntable so you can listen to Paul Simon's Graceland!"
Fourteen words. I counted just to be sure.
"That's a lot of words, dude," I wrote back.
"Sometimes it takes a lot of words," he replied.