Audio Dealer: Nice to see you again, Mr. Audiophile. Now that you've spent a couple of weeks with the Teslas, are you ready to buy them?
Audiophile's Left Brain: Well, they are gorgeous. They're large enough to look like a piece of modern furniture but not so big as to overpower our listening room. The slim look and curved ends make them unique and equally attractive. I've grown tired of all those big, rectangular boxes. Even the legs look good.
Audiophile's Right Brain: Yeah, they're easy to look at and priced right, too. There certainly…