"Time and time again, contestants in the early episodes of this year's season whine obviously off key and then insist they are highly talented—in spite of the judges' protestations."

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Oh yeah, and listen some more to the WATT/Puppy 8s, so I can turn my review in on time. Honest.
How do I answer a question like this? Do I cite statistics, pull pie charts out of my hat, sing of the iPod, speak of love? I mean, who do I look like, The Incredible Kreskin? The Amazing Randi? Whitney Houston?
When they ask, so unapologetically, so apocalyptically, so Al-Anonically:
Do you
think
we will
sur
vive?
I really just want to say: "…
These are just the sub-heads of the story:
"Pope has died 25 times in five years
"Yellowness across the sea
"Americans outstripped in this kind of thing by English and German manufacturers—editors victims because reports are sometimes true—rivalry for news among oriental English dailies."