There's a new worm in town: WORM_SOBER.AG. This baby is toxic and can self propagate. You have to execute it to install it on your system, though. So far, it has been spread through emails puporting to come from the CIA or FBI, claiming that you've been detected "visiting over 30 illegal Websites." You're then asked to download and answer a questionaire. The other version hides as videos of Paris Hilton and Nicole Richie.

Surely you never thought I could resist a headline like that?

Geek job insurance.

Don't mess with Texas!

Cute, though.

A comprehensive list of tautologies and oxymorons.

A <I>Superman</I> movie that looks <I>good</I>. Although it does look as though it should be opening for Easter, doesn't it?

"Once I saw that a pipe organ was something you could make in a wood shop, I was hooked. . . ."

No, not the disease, the band. Jon Iverson introduced me to them on Friday and I can't stop listening to <I>Escape From Dragon House</I>. What do they sound like? Sort of Asian/African fusion, mixed with a heavy dose of Farfisa irony, and a splash of spaghetti-Western surrealism. In other words, probably the next Quentin Tarantino soundtrack.

Just what we need: braver mice.