Why Americans Should Never Be Allowed To Travel

The following are actual stories provided by travel agents:

I had someone ask for an aisle seat so that her hair wouldn't get messed up by being near the airplane window.

A client called in inquiring about a package to Hawaii. After going over all the cost info, she asked, "Would it be cheaper to fly to California and then take the train to Hawaii?"

http://www.theatlantic.com/culture/archive/2010/04/do-music-lovers-still-need-record-stores/39483/

Will it be Russian agnets trying to foil off shore drilling interests to prop up Gazprom's profits?

Islamists?

Domestic enviro-terr'ists?

When the next wave of consipracy kooks gets started, which 'theory' will rise to the top?

I have a stack of Audio Magazine Directories from the 80s and 90s available free for pickup in Manhattan. There are about 15 of these tabular comprehensive references. No pick and choose, you have to take them all.

If anyone is interested, let me know. They will go to the first person who can pick them up quickly.

Kal

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"A drunk mans words are a sober man's thoughts."
Steve Fergosi

"But the greatest love--the love above all loves, Even greater than that of a mother... Is the tender, passionate, undying love, Of one beer drunken slob for another."
Irish love ballad

"An intelligent man is sometimes forced to be drunk to spend time with his fools."
Ernest Hemingway

"My dad was the town drunk. Most of the time that's not so bad; but New York City?"
Henny Youngman