"It's so stupid it might just work!"

--John Blutarsky

Unh, I can see injected fruit juice curing cancer, along with curing the life of the cancer patient (i.e. killing them) at the same time.

Like the doctor that I read about a while ago (I forget where) who thought his patient needed more oxygen in the blood, and injected him with hydrogen peroxide. Embolisms are bad, be they air or oxygen, and clotting in major vessels as a result of direct oxygen exposure wasn't too good either, patient died, doctor went to jail, eventually, and had licence suspended. Yes, suspended. Not revolked. Suspended.

"Was it over when the Germans bombed Pearl Harbor? Hell no!"

--John Blutarsky