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Buddha:
I can't seem to locate the 24 volt 6 cycle flip flop where it connects to the 12 volt 3 cycle flip floup in your very well presented laser-phonic 9000 2B dynamic double looped retro pioneer amplification circuit.
Sent this to an EE friend who still designs. His group will get a kick out of it. I think it's funny and I don't even get the jokes!
Thanks for the generous invite to Arcata this Friday. But I'll be in Salem visiting family with my rocket launcher.
Interesting gig, though. For @ $85 you can party with Bruce after the show. Should be fun.
I think you're missing the coupling caps between the arena and the ground plane...
Hehe, funny!
Where's the "suspend all belief in real physics" circuit? Must be an early version.Also the Lirpa Loof bias adjustment is off by .0000000000000000000000001 percent and will totally destroy any sense of sound stage, depth, rhythm and pace and goose bumps up my spine.
Wonderful!
You made a mistake.
The Flux Capacitor is in the wrong position (currently near bottom left)
I do not see a connection for the food mixer to it (near top left), sheesh school boy error
Cheers
Orb
Fantastic EE geek humor. I particularly love the homage to the infinite 1 ohm resistor lattice problem.
...and the alcohol molecule
Hehe yeah a lot of gems in the diagram
Just noticed a few more fun ones.
All we need now is a phase optocoupler energisation circuit/ring
Cheers
Orb
Buddha,
Once again, you forgot to discombobulate the frathostat!!
Mike
...but he did remember to frathostatulate the discombobulator!
I was distracted by trying to properly set the canooter valve.
You know, you can tweak that amp circuit, I have come to find out.
If you get a spark plug for a diesel engine, three muffler bearings, two piston return springs, and a couple of brass magnets you can set them up with the radiator hose from an old VW Bug and make a spectacularly effective damping device....but you'll need a metric adjustable wrench.
I can set you up with the instructions once you get the items!
My wife says that on viewing this circuit, she now knows why there are so few woman audiophiles.
With a vibrator that small, how can any woman get that "it was like he was in the room with me" feeling?
Peter
I think I've bought this circuit a couple of times!
I can't find Illudium Phosdex, the shaving cream atom.
You left out the flux capacitor!!!
What about the equalizer (i.e., mind altering substance) circuit? Without it all the music sounds the same.