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<I>"It's rather warm in here."<BR>&mdash;violinist Mischa Elman, at Jascha Heifetz's Carnegie Hall debut</I>

In the past few installments of this column I've promised to talk about another subwoofer equalizer system. Now I'm going to pull the old switcheroo and discuss a different subwoofer EQ. The SMS-1 is a new, standalone digital equalizer system from Velodyne, based on the EQ built into their DD-series subwoofers. Larry Greenhill went <A HREF="http://www.stereophile.com/subwoofers/604velodyne">gaga</A&gt; over the Velodyne DD-18 in the June 2004 <I>Stereophile</I>, particularly because of the ease and sophistication of the EQ system. Apparently, one of the Velodyne sales guys asked the obvious: What about making the EQ available separately for use with other subwoofers?

"You know I <I>hate</I> it when the system's not warmed up!"

The Justified Ancients of Mumu tell you how to be on top of the charts.

Ever wonder what the heck that meant? Wonder no more.

Mildly risque, may not be safe for work (NSFW).

A silly site that links words from songs to your text. Regular messages are completely incomprehensible, but I've found that gibberish and free verse work pretty well&mdash;essentially the same schtick that worked for me in high school creative writing class.