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Disclaimer: No English professors were harmed in the writing of this entry.

Pat Martino: guitar; Eddie Green: piano; Ben Tucker, Tyrone Brown: bass; Lenny McBrowne: drums.

You know that old saying Don't judge a book by its cover? It applies to recordings, too. Even though I've never heard a Pat Martino album that didn't knock my socks off, I've always skipped over East! in the record bins because of its bright orange jacket with its quizzical looking Buddha…

And here I am, sleeping with the Buyer's Guide. Now that it's finally alive and real, I can sleep like a baby.

Notice the yellow sticky note, reminding me to arrange the return shipment of the Vandersteen 2CE Signature loudspeakers (review to appear in our January 2007 issue). Gotta call Richard!

Now I must kiss the Buyer's Guide to show it how strong my love is.

You, too, will kiss it. Once it is in your lucky hands, you will not be able to resist.

Ignore my receding hairline and that strange and everlasting pimple on my nose. Focus instead on how happy I am to be holding the Buyer's Guide.

You, too, will be this happy. With the Buyer's Guide in your hands, you will become rich and powerful. It's true!

And see how my left hand automatically assumes some sort of barre chord. I just can't help it.

Here I am, admiring the 2007 Buyer's Guide.

Yes, it exists! And, soon, it will be available on our eCommerce page. Go find it and take it into your home. Your $6.99 buys a little piece of my heart.

See that little blue-capped tube in the upper left-hand corner? That's my Nasonex. It keeps the nasal allergies completely in check.