Robert, John, and Elizabeth seem to think that I go after unobtainable, or unavailable, women because I'm, perhaps subconsciously, trying to avoid the responsibilities I'd inevitably face from actually being in a relationship.
"And, you know," JA turns to Elizabeth, "he's got the right idea."
"Why's that?" Elizabeth asks.
"Because women are crazy."
I laugh. Elizabeth gives John a look. John recognizes the look and offers: "But, of course, we think of you as a man,…