Tuesday, October 18
I think I might shave my head. So much of my hair has thinned out that most styles are no longer feasible. Flat-top? No. Mullet? No. Long on the sides? Think: Rudy Giuliani on a blustery day, or a squid going for a ride on a cannonball. The day has arrived when virtually all hairstyles look stupid on me, and I no longer care. I hate them all, and I hate having to think about them. I just want to be done with it.
I think that's also why so many people—also middle-aged men, interestingly enough—are driven to do…