I’ll tell you what gives: This version of Cold Cave's Death Comes Close EP is a pretty-much-impossible-to-get-super-special-ultra-mega-limited edition, and I just happened to blink while it was getting sold out.
What?! Don't look at me like that. Sometimes a dude has to blink. You'd think by now I would have people on the case for me, like a bunch of elves, or something, that would ease my weary mind and hook me up. But…