Same thing with managing editors.
Ours has gone on that weird thing called "maternity leave." Personally, I don't get it. I spoke with Elizabeth on the phone today, and she sounds totally fine. What's up with this? If I were her, I'd get my ass in the office¹.
And you know she was sneaky about that sex stuff. She planned the birth to coincide perfectly with our biggest, most arduous, issue of the year. Fancy that. Nice move, E., leaving me here…