"Hmmm. Oh, I'm playing a gig." I responded, calmly.
"I know."
Ha! I knew he knew.
He continued, "Why didn't you invite me?" (He was referring to me not sending him a Facebook invitation for my gig, which I did send to more than 120 others.)
"Because you are not in New York, so it seemed illogical." (He's in Birmingham, Alabama.)
"Well don't worry. I don't go to things I'm not invited to."
This tiff divulged into a two-day…