Well, <I>I</I> would&mdash;if Hollywood could get it as right as these amateurs. But then, <I>Amateur</I> means doing it out of love and that's where Hollywood falls down when it makes movies out of comic books, um, I mean graphic novels.
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I've seen lots of links to the article on <I>LiveScience</I> about ants counting their steps in navigating the shortest route between two points. <I>Ho hum,</I> I thought, <I>I had a cow-orker who did the same thing when deciding which route to take to the bathroom at work&mdash;and he was way dumber than an ant.</I>

Bagheera demonstrates how to supercharge the obliques. That girl is flexible!

Huckleberry decides to add exercise to his regimen. He's already on the Atkins diet.

The guy who invented TV-B-Gone ought to get a Nobel Prize. I don't mind being at bars or places where people are actually <I>watching</I> TV, but I resent being the only person in a waiting room with the TV blaring inanities. And when you ask the receptionist to turn it off, you get answers like "Other people like it."

No matter how you feel about the whole New Orleans fiasco—my two cents: Ray "chocolate city" Nagin’s lack of chops are now going to be exposed posthaste—there are parts of that town that cannot be allowed to go away, first and foremost the musicians, many of whom still teeter on the brink or have fallen head first into the abyss of financial ruin.

<B><I>Dirty Little Secret</I></B>