"Sometimes I foget how stupid you are—and then I remember you're human!"

"You trip him and I'll steal his wallet and we can trot on down to Petland for kibble."

Of Saturn!

Socrates, Aristophanes, Chaucer, Rabelais, Shakespeare, Ben Jonson, Voltaire, Jonathan Swift . . . and Trey Parker and Matt Stone?

That concludes the audio portion of my tour. I'm packed, and after toodling around Shanghai a little, I peddle off to Beijing for some culture, and then home.

Looks about right.

But true.

Funniest book report ever?

<I>TrumpBloopers</I> is a compendium of trumpet disasters. The threat of moments like this is what made my friend Larry's performance togs such a sweat stained mess that his wife wouldn't even touch them to throw them out.