For the past 34 of my 54 years, I have been an atheist. Up until ten minutes ago Christopher Hitchens was my icon for truth & knowledge. But my Hedonistic pathway to eternal damnation is vanquished, and the course to salvation made unmistakable. Call me saved. Call me a devout Dudleyite. I am so rejuvenated; I want only to be an apostle to this new religion. Gee, do you think we will get to wear some cool looking hats, too?

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