I'm going with 26 - 17.

The first (non-human) animal to be seen in an ad: Elephant.
The first soda ad will be for a version of whichever soda WITHOUT sugar.
The first beer ad will be for a non-light/lite beer.
There will be no hard-on medicine commercials.
There will be a cholesterol medicine commercial.
Prince will not sing "When the Doves Cry."
He will sing "Let's Go Crazy."
He will not do the "male check dance."
Sheila E will be there.
So will Larry Graham.
The weather will affect the outcome of the game.
The sideline reporters will not say anything that adds to your enjoyment of the game.
The best play of the game will happen when you are in the potty.
Cheers!
I'm going with 26 - 17.
The first (non-human) animal to be seen in an ad: Elephant.
The first soda ad will be for a version of whichever soda WITHOUT sugar.
The first beer ad will be for a non-light/lite beer.
There will be no hard-on medicine commercials.
There will be a cholesterol medicine commercial.
Prince will not sing "When the Doves Cry."
He will sing "Let's Go Crazy."
He will not do the "male check dance."
Sheila E will be there.
So will Larry Graham.
The weather will affect the outcome of the game.
The sideline reporters will not say anything that adds to your enjoyment of the game.
The best play of the game will happen when you are in the potty.
Cheers!