Who gets their issue this early?

I am SO jealous.

This forum has hurt my marriage.

My wife actually starts to get frustrated about ten days into my "Did Stereophile come yet?" questions when I get home from work.

Typical night on day one through seven:

Me: "Honey! I'm home!"

Wife: "Hi, dear, how was your day?"

Me: "Did Sterophile come yet?"

Wife: No, sweetie, not yet."

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After day seven:

Me: Honey! I'm home! Did Stereophile come yet?"

Wife: "No dear, not yet. How was your day?"

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Around day ten:

Me: "Honey, I'm ho....."

Wife: "It didn't come yet. Wipe your feet, and would it kill you to bring in the garbage can?"

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Can I pay extra for early delivery? No matter the expense, it would probably still be cheaper than couples counselling.