The most challenging part of producing intelligent chips, the ones containing a bunch of electron clouds with holes in the middle, that I sell for $29, was figuring out how in the heck to recharge the damned things, since they are only good for a limited number of CDs, the current version 14, after which time they run out of steam. Now, I don't know about you but my recharging fee seemed like a pretty good deal, $39 to recharge an intelligent chip. Unfortunately I no longer offer this recharging service.

Geoff Kait
Machina Dynamica
We do artificial atoms right

Many have likely already seen this......
But if not, then here is Pierre Sprey's ideas for a few free-bees.

Oh, and my personal favorite 'free' tweak ?????
Going over to my friend, Emery's place & drinking from his 40+ collection of single-malts while we listen.
His flea-watt tube power & single driver full-range rig always sounds so sweet.

Bill

http://www.mapleshadestore.com/upgrades.php

IosiP, the whole problem with nuclei extraction, an exceptionally tedious procedure that must be performed early in the morning, usually before my second cup of coffee, utilizing a tiny dental root canal extraction vacuum tool that's been heavily modified, is that the nuclei will tend to fly all over the room once they have been extracted from the center of the artificial atoms. Rather than allow the extracted atomic nuclei to fly willy nilly all around the preferred technique is to neutralize the positively charged nuclei using large tourmaline ion blowers as they are being extracted, thus imparting a neutral charge to the nuclei and allowing them to float safely to the floor where they can be swept up or vacuumed up at a later date like teeny tiny dust bunnies.

Geoff Kait
Machina Dynamica

At the risk of looking like a complete troll here's a cool free tweak you can impress all your friends with.

Here's a fun little project. Count the number of drainspouts on your house or building and obtain enough 14" black cable ties (from Home Depot, for example) so that you will have one cable tie per drainspout. Secure one black cable tie to each drainspout one foot up from the bottom opening. Tip: if you live in an apartment complex or high rise building be sure and have a good answer ready in case someone catches you attaching black cable ties to drainspouts and asks what you're doing.

Cheers,

Geoff Kait
Machina Dynamica

Downspout

This article is about the drainage pipe. For the tornado over water, see waterspout. For the fictional police officer, see Constable Downspout.

Rain gutter and downspout
A downspout, waterspout,[1] downpipe, drain spout, roof drain pipe,[2] leader, or rone (Scotland)[3] is a pipe for carrying rainwater from a rain gutter.

Downspouts are usually vertical and usually extend down to ground level. The water is directed away from the building's foundation, to protect the foundations from water damage. The water is usually piped to a sewer, or let into the ground through seepage.

Decorative heads are sometimes added, these being low-height gargoyles.

Geoff Kait
Machina Dynamica

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Geoff Kait
Machina Dynamica

You gotta problem with that? But seriously, I haven't done any tests with this tweak other than listening, and I realize I'm going out on a limb here but I suspect the tweak works by Morphic Resonance in some fashion or another. One reason I say that is there doesn't seem to be a competing theory, a conventional theory or otherwise. If you have a theory of operation by all means share, share.

Geoff Kait
Machina Dynamica

Now, I dunno if anyone still keeps telephone books anymore but I'll tell one thing. If you do have telephone books lying around they are bad news and quite deleterious to the sound. Another tip for all you future Morphic Housekeepers out there is always store all media in a vertical position, whether it's books, CDs, LPs, Beta tapes,magazines, what have you. Much better for the sound. Even Tuners will be able to hear this.

Cheers

Geoff We're Only in it for the Money Kait
Machina Dramatica

OK, Tweakers, I know a lot of you are secretly looking for the next big tweak to show up. Make that the next big free tweak to show up. I know, these are tough times. And everybody knows the new Acoustic Revive 888 costs way too much even though it's way cool and produces a killer holographic soundstage. Then there the sticky situation that arias when you actually do hear the damn thing and you have to figure out a way to get another one of the goddamn things. Or perhaps something from Synergistic Research has caught your fancy, or Audio Magic. OK, I'll grant you WA Quantum Chips are pretty darn cool AND inexpensive. So here's what I'm thinking for now, maybe while you're waiting for a bunch of WA chips to show up. Clean all power cord plug and electrical cord plug prongs in the listening room with isopropyl alcohol, if they're really dirty/oxidized you might want to clean them with something more uh stringent. Also clean the female receptacles of all wall outlets in the room, even the non-audio outlets. Next, this is the innovative part of the tweak. Clean all electrical cord plugs in ALL ROOMS OF THE HOUSE and ALL FEMALE RECEPTACLES IN ALL ROOMS OF THE HOUSE. Example: the electrical cord plug and receptacle for the refrigerator, TV, floor lamps, etc.

Geoff Kait
Machinadynamica.com