In an effort to access an article appearing in the July edition of Stereophile, last Saturday I entered and paid for a "digital" subscription for the journal.
Now, as the erudition of the desired article rapidly depreciates from my value perspective, I find that this "digital" process may take several weeks owing to the sophistication of the order entry system.
The sales prevention team at your organization may require a polite rap upside the head to better comprehend the implications of "digital" in terms of availability, and prevent frustration and subscriptophobia from prospective buyers of your publication.

In an effort to access an article appearing in the July edition of Stereophile, last Saturday I entered and paid for a "digital" subscription for the journal.
Now, as the erudition of the desired article rapidly depreciates from my value perspective, I find that this "digital" process may take several weeks owing to the sophistication of the order entry system.
The sales prevention team at your organization may require a polite rap upside the head to better comprehend the implications of "digital" in terms of availability, and prevent frustration and subscriptophobia from prospective buyers of your publication.