"One of the nice things about being an Audio columnist is that I can not only strongly encourage but also grant full diplomatic immunity to any reader of this magazine who suddently lunges forward and violently karate-kicks the next audiocreep who repeats that age-old hi-fi lie about how only people who regularly attend live music events can accurately judge the sound of audio gear.
"I have been hearing the elitist line ever since I got into this hobby, and it's time to put it to rest once and for all. Because it's just plain wrong. If it weren't, then all the reviewers in the high end who get up on their hind legs about how they regularly 'condition' their ears with live music would be at the top of their game, and the fact of the matter is most of these guys are clowns. Earnest, yes, but a clown can be earnest, too. He's just got to paint a frown on his month instead of a smile and carry a wilted, oversize prop daisy in a cracked pot (at least according to some carnies I run with).
"The fact is, simply exposing yourself to live music on a regular basis does not enhance your listening ability one iota......."
"Front Row" by Corey Greenberg, Audio, August 1999
"As we wind up this millenium,we've come to a point in the half century history of hi-fi where most reviewers are so much dumber than the vast majority of their readers that their opinions are actually taken to mean the opposite of what the're supposed to. So instead of reading hi-fi reviews nowadays,we mostly decode them.
"Like it or not, we're living in the era of the 'Bizarro Reviews'. The term takes its name from the Bizarro World, a time-warp zone in the Superman comic books where everything is bass-ackwards: Bizarro dogs meow while Bizarro cats bark, Bizarro rain falls upward and Roberto Benigni wins the Academy Award for Best Actor. 'Me am so happy!' a sad-faced denizen of the Bizarro World will pout, displaying not only the opposite meaning af many high end reviews these days but also their unique prose style...."
"Auricle" by Corey Greenberg June 1999