"You didn't have the volume knob up too high, Honey, that's just the way they're recording them these days."

Geoff Kait
Machina Dynamica

"There's nothing wrong with the amp, Dear. You forgot to hook the speaker up."

Geoff Kait
Machina Dynamica

Just think, Honey, if you had asked your boss for a raise we could be listening to stereo.

GK
MD

OK, I promise, this is my last caption.

"Dear, since you put those colored dots all over the room I'm getting this really deep integrated soundstage."

Geoff Kait
Machina Dynamica