This is meant to be a light hearted thread.

What constitutes a bannable offense?

What gives a temporary ban, what gives a permanent one?

I'll start:

Pomposity = temp ban

Verbosity = temp ban

Pomposity + Verbosity = perm ban.

Snap, MJF, you done be gone .
That reminds me of another one:
Inept and tasteless imitation of a dialect = temp ban (after a warning of course)