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Well, hydrophobic at any rate. Amazing stuff.

You need coolin', baby, I'm not foolin'<BR>
I'm gonna send you back to schoolin'<BR>
Way down inside honey, you need it<BR>
I'm gonna give you my love<BR>
I"m gonna give you my love<BR>
Whoa!

"Put down that mouse and go upstairs and pour some kibble into bowls. Do <I>not</I> stop to watch TV. Do it now!"

I've been working on the Buyer's Guide all day long. It's a drag. Zzz. If I was Elizabeth (we're now calling her "Lizzzie," by the way), I might let my hair loose and kick something.

Tea in the morning, tea in the evening, tea at supper
time,<BR>
You get tea when it's raining, tea when it's snowing.<BR>
Tea when the weather's fine,<BR>
You get tea as a mid-day stimulant<BR>
You get tea with your afternoon tea<BR>
For any old ailment or disease<BR>
For Christ sake have a cuppa tea.

Beloit College publishes a "mindset" memo at the beginning of each year that reminds teachers that the new students don't have the same cultural references we oldsters do.

Todd came over the other night. He always comes with a surprise. On this night, his surprise was a rough mix of the John Atkinson-recorded Multi-Purpose Solution album, <i>In Bed</i>.