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What's sauce for the goose . . . .

Is this the first step towards true AI?

Something to keep your heads warm when you're using that big block snowblower.

You can't buy 'em here, but they sure look sexy. "Full condenser-type three-way speaker system (76kg), with outboard crossovers (18kg)." Not too sensitive at 80dB/W/m, but rated at 35Hz–40kHz. "Open price."

"You know what I want for Christmas, mom."<br>
"What?"<br>
"I'm not asking you <i>if</i> you know; I'm telling you that you <i>do</i> know."<br>
"<i>What?</i>"<br>
"What do you mean, '<i>What</i>'?" You know, right?"<br>
"How would I know?"<br>
"Mom, you always know."<br>
"Not this year, Stephen. This year I don't know. Tell me."<br>
"I don't want to tell you. I want you to just know."<br>
"Stephen, I'm telling you: I. Don't. Know."<br>
"Yes, you do."<br>
"Stephen!"<br>
"Mom!"<br>
"Just tell me, boy."<br>
"Nope."<br>
"That's it."<br>
"What?"<br>
"You're getting socks."

Sonic Youth gets jolly, too, on everyone's favorite radio station, <a href="http://wfmu.org/">WFMU</a&gt;.

There are currently no "Y" words in the <a href="http://www.stereophile.com/reference/50/index1.html">Audio Glossary</a>, so my contribution should induce no unnecessary pushing or shoving.

Madison Avenue is normally a nearly impenetrable fortress of buses. Crossing it is a choking, weaving, stuttering adventure; a New York City version of Chutes and Ladders.

Who needs a memory now that we have Google?

Possibly a comment on our fascination with the little gizmo, although sometimes a sucker is just a sucker.