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You Amaze Me
"Sometimes I foget how stupid you are—and then I remember you're human!"
Here's the Scheme
"You trip him and I'll steal his wallet and we can trot on down to Petland for kibble."
Let's Do A Fly-By
Of Saturn!
Great Philosophers
Socrates, Aristophanes, Chaucer, Rabelais, Shakespeare, Ben Jonson, Voltaire, Jonathan Swift . . . and Trey Parker and Matt Stone?
Packed My Bags
That concludes the audio portion of my tour. I'm packed, and after toodling around Shanghai a little, I peddle off to Beijing for some culture, and then home.
God's Inbox
Looks about right.
Savage, Yes—But Don't You Wish You'd Written It?
Funniest book report ever?
Ouch!
<I>TrumpBloopers</I> is a compendium of trumpet disasters. The threat of moments like this is what made my friend Larry's performance togs such a sweat stained mess that his wife wouldn't even touch them to throw them out.